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Recent Movie Reviews

2 Best Friends, Pat can't 2 Best Friends, Pat can't

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love it!

Unbelievable Unbelievable

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dear God, what have you done??

I have no idea what I just saw. The animation was excellent, the music was had something to do with it?

The absurdity levels aren't even registering. They're dangerously high.

Good jorb

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South Park Fan Fiction South Park Fan Fiction

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was superb. The animation was exactly, I mean 100% precisely the same. The voices were good, and despite what the other cunts are saying the plot was good and I was laughing (of course there's still room for improvement, it's a bit dry).

Recent Game Reviews

Genesis Genesis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have no idea what this game is about. Something about evolution, God, genesis, but absolutely no specific detail. Usually that pisses me off because it comes off as pretentious or half-assed, but's beautiful.

Thank you for making this game.

Alex Alex

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I think that the difficulty accurately gives "insight" to ALS, but I'm not sure that pixelated hamsters who make little farting noises when they talk is the best way to do it.

My grandmother, who had Parkinson's (another degenerative nervous system disease), experienced severely slurred speech. I understand ALS does the same thing, so I'm not sure him having a conversation moments before collapsing is the best way to depict it. Also, it all happened in the span of a trip to the grocery store, dafuq?

I do have to give you major props for making it map playable relative to your current condition status. This has excellent game design, and the insight it does offer is how it "feels" to progressively lose physical abilities.

Anyway, the game was pretty good game wise, and I'm sure it will raise a lot of awareness. That's how you cure diseases. When enough people are aware of them, they become cured. That's why cancer and AIDS are gone now.


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Accelerator Accelerator

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Accelerator is the tale of one brave Neutrino on his quest to run across the Large Hadron Collider and find his wife in a post-apocalyptic dystopia where the government has restricted basic freedoms. In his journey he must fight walls, both moving and still.
With its cutting edge graphics and original soundtrack by Skrillex, Accelerator is sure to be the feel-good family film of the summer.


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Recent Audio Reviews

Audio Test : Brave Hero Audio Test : Brave Hero

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Creepy. Very funny though.

beerbird responds:

Thanks if you stick around once i find my mic i'll do a few Ghoulish (Fallout) voices.

Recent Art Reviews

Aire Aire

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best thing I've seen all day.

I don't know what it is but this is just so fucking hot...

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DreamingWooper responds:

<3 Thanks!

Why don't you get a job? Why don't you get a job?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So hot. So very, very hot.

I love your work, Reit9, but I have no money to give you. How can I help you?

Reit9 responds:

sometimes I need ideas for images...if you know my work and my blog, you can post ideas or characters in "suggest" section...

Angel Angel

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's Annie, from Community!

If I had to sum this picture up in one word, that word would be "NyeeeauuuggggggghhhhhhhhaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" because this is hot as fuck.
I always fall for the nerdy ones, I guess that's why I'm writing a review of a softcore porn picture on the internet. A bit too Japanese for my tastes, but to each his own.

Wait a do we know she's nerdy? That binary doesn't make sense...